That was the sound my hamstring made while I was stretching after a workout. It was so loud the guy at the front desk actually came into the gym to ask what it was. It sounded like Hulk Hogan shredding his infamous yellow and red tank. I was sitting on the floor in a little…Read more Ripped
The 5th Element
A decade or so ago he left a candle burning in our home office which caught fire and nearly burned down our apartment. This was unlike him. It had to be gutted, re-carpeted and repainted; the fire was so hot it melted our computer and created a secondary electrical fire that shut down the phone lines.…Read more The 5th Element
Dirty, Sticky, Mess
You chop, peel, shave, grate, exfoliate...steam, press, juice and preen. Your body is a smooth, scented, waxed surface awaiting to be frosted in fondant like a freshly baked cake, right out of the freezer...do you sincerely mean to please her? Somehow I doubt you, the label on the side of the box...interested only in getting…Read more Dirty, Sticky, Mess
Born in Providence 