A raging narcissist traps a smart woman in his mansion. She has unresolved childhood trauma and really likes books, so she tolerates his violence cause he has a huge library.

She thinks if she just loves him enough, and does everything right he’ll stop screaming at her and be a super chill dude. He blows up over the littlest things which terrifies her so she starts talking to the furniture. She gets so delusional after being isolated for so long that when her people come to help her, she fights them off to protect and defend him.

Seriously  he’s really sweet you guys. I swear. Plus, have you seen his giant library?

Then, when she’s on the verge of death from emotional starvation, some witch shows up and decides that because this chick is willing to die for him, he’s cured of being an asshole but really, he’s just happy to have his servants back. He gives her some magical, dead rose and she becomes best friends with a teapot. 

And ….they live happily ever after? xo

Recent ideas while walking through a graveyard at golden hour…beauty and some beast…I laugh out loud at yesterday, today and probably tomorrow because my imagination is hilarious and life is funny and since we’re all about to be abducted by aliens…why not be happy?

In other news, barn swallows are nesting on the porch light in my stoop…they arrived after everything…and yes it means something…because everything means something. We’re guarding them and their space, (I mean Charlie barks at them but still…we) protecting this peace we’ve built that likely attracted them in the first place. Mi casa We casa.

Anyway, love xo